Jurgen Klopp to reveal the hard work he’s put into coming up with a hilarious new soundbite.
The grin has turned to a grimace in recent weeks. Jurgen Klopp’s trademark charm isn’t so charming when your team has won just two of their 12 fixtures since the turn of the year. Now Liverpool face a watershed match this weekend, with Arsenal visiting Anfield in The Battle For Fourth Place.
But rather than working on tactics on strategies ahead of the match, Klopp has bee spending his time trying to come up with a hilarious new soundbite to get his public back on side. Because if there’s one thing that’s true about English society it’s that being likeable will get you further than actually being any good. The result doesn’t matter, all that matters is that Klopp makes us chuckle and utter ‘what a guy’ under our breath. Loveable German, that he is.
Last person on earth not to compare Manolo Gabbiadini to Filippo Inzaghi will finally break
Manolo Gabbiadini has indeed enjoyed a tremendous start as a Southampton player, scoring five goals in just three games since joining from Napoli in the January transfer window. His style is very reminiscent of another Italian striker, with every viewer who watched his performance against Manchester United in last week’s EFL Cup final making the same comparison.
Yes, he’s like Filippo Inzaghi. You might have heard that comparison bout 87 times last weekend, with everyone who uttered it thinking they were so smart for coming up with the resemblance all on their own. Now the last person on earth not to liken Gabbiadini to Inzaghi will break after watching him play against Watford on Saturday. “Do you know what Alex Ferguson once said about Inzaghi being born offside? Have you heard that one before?”
Graham Ruthven.
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